i do not appreciate that tone, mr. vice president
"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
i’m on the bus with a girl who has an adam lambert blanket and i just keep seeing this
Jack Douglass and Troye Sivan.
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.